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Funny Mom Quotes. Smile, Shop, then Share on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest & Twitter. Vampires Exist. Every day my kids suck the life out of me.Funny Mom Quotes. Smile, Shop, then Share on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest & Twitter. I don't know why my kids don't like time-out. I tried it and I loved it.Funny Mom Quotes. Smile, Shop, then Share on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest & Twitter. "Mom will do it in a minute." Translation: Please Forget.Funny Mom Quotes. Smile, Shop, then Share on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest & Twitter. My fashion style is called: I have kids.Funny Mom Quotes. Smile, Shop, then Share on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest & Twitter. Motherhood. If you do't find Cheerios under every piece of furniture you own, you're not doing it right.Funny Mom Quotes. Smile, Shop, then Share on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest & Twitter. It's as if my kids can just smell me relaxing.Funny Mom Quotes. Smile, Shop, then Share on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest & Twitter. Dear Teenager: I love you more than yesterday. Yesterday you got on my nerves.Funny Mom Quotes. Smile, Shop, then Share on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest & Twitter. Mom said no... let's ask 100 more times to see if we can break her. Kids everywhere.Funny Mom Quotes. Smile, Shop, then Share on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest & Twitter. Moms just don't have time for the nervous breakdowns we deserve.Funny Mom Quotes. Smile, Shop, then Share on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest & Twitter. The 3 little words every Mom wants to hear. Age 1: I love you. Age 3: I want Daddy.Funny Mom Quotes. Smile, Shop, then Share on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest & Twitter. To the creators of the Daddy Finger Song: I have a special finger I'd like to introduce you to.Funny Mom Quotes. Smile, Shop, then Share on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest & Twitter. I've completely lost my mind. I'm fairly certain the kids took it.Funny Mom Quotes. Smile, Shop, then Share on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest & Twitter. Warning: The Game of Life will not prepare you for Motherhood. Dear Milton Bradley, please update your instructions.Funny Mom Quotes. Smile, Shop, then Share on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest & Twitter. Motherhood is basically an 18 year episode of Survivor.Funny Mom Quotes. Smile, Shop, then Share on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest & Twitter. There are lots of ways to say the word Mother. And my kid knows Every. Single. One.Funny Mom Quotes. Smile, Shop, then Share on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest & Twitter. I really need a double shot of whatever my kids are on.Funny Mom Quotes. Smile, Shop, then Share on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest & Twitter. Mommy Finger, Mommy Finger where is it? Hiding in my closet trying not to lose my sh*t.Funny Mom Quotes. Smile, Shop, then Share on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest & Twitter. There was a girl who'd had enough and Mommy was her name-o. M-O-M-M-Y. M-O-M-M-Y. M-O-M-M-Y.Funny Mom Quotes. Smile, Shop, then Share on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest & Twitter. I spend half of the day yelling at my kids. I spend the other half teaching them not to yell.Funny Mom Quotes. Smile, Shop, then Share on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest & Twitter. I have a sleep disorder. It's called kids.Funny Mom Quotes. Smile, Shop, then Share on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest & Twitter. Mary Poppins always seemed so calm. I'm convinced those kids spoons were full of something other than sugar.Funny Mom Quotes. Smile, Shop, then Share on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest & Twitter. Lunchables for Moms: wine, cheese, chocolate.Funny Mom Quotes. Smile, Shop, then Share on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest & Twitter. Pediatrician: give your child only 30 minutes of screen time. Therapist: give yourself one hour of me time. Make up your minds!Funny Mom Quotes. Smile, Shop, then Share on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest & Twitter. I can't even. Moms everywhere at 5:00 pm.Funny Mom Quotes. Smile, Shop, then Share on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest & Twitter. Are we there yet? I whisper to myself as I drive my kids to school.Funny Mom Quotes. Smile, Shop, then Share on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest & Twitter. They should add a 6th Love Language. I'm pretty sure that every Mom's is actually Peace and Quiet.Funny Mom Quotes. Smile, Shop, then Share on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest & Twitter. You can't scare me. I have kids.Funny Mom Quotes. Smile, Shop, then Share on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest & Twitter. Kids: Energizer Rechargeables. Moms: Batteries Not Included.Funny Mom Quotes. Smile, Shop, then Share on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest & Twitter. A convenient time to chat? Well, I have kids, so my schedule should open up 18 years from now. Try back then.Funny Mom Quotes. Smile, Shop, then Share on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest & Twitter. I'm a much better Mom when my kids aren't around.Funny Mom Quotes. Smile, Shop, then Share on Instagram, Facebook, Pinterest & Twitter. Mom Trait: Crying because you need a day away from the kids, then crying when you get it because you miss them so much.

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